I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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