Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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