lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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