Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
as a side note pls kill me
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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