Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize