How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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