She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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