I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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