dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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