Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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