it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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