Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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