Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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