I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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