are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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