I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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