soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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