Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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