My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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