every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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