Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
the raccoons are back...
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