We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My vagina is officially offended.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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