there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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