U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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