i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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