Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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