yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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