Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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