idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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