I got chris browned last night
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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