I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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