Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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