id be glad to
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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