i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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