He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
