Its about making memories worth repressing
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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