if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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