you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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