I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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