My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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