Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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