chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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