Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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