Dual....:-)
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
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go home
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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