Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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