I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize