I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When did angry sex become our thing?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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