I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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