Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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