Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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