That's intense
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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