I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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