my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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