She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
