Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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